![]() For Valentines Day, I’ve got a few things lined up. You’re going to laugh but bro, I have to up my game. They only say that because they went through my letters and I had been writing all sorts of poetry rap shit. The boys said you’re quite the romantic, what have you got planned for Valentines day? It’s not nice, giving it to your missus in a jail cell that’s been made to look like a motel room. I was thinking of all that sort of stuff and it messed with my head. You feel a bit shit when they have to go out of their way to visit you and buy you drinks and ice cream. On the outside, you can take your girl out. From memory, I was so bad she just gave me a blow job and we just talked and held each other. And I’ve been locked up for seven years, so I’m pretty rusty. The first few times are always a bit awkward when you’re trying to lay your moves on a girl. She had to visit me for ages before they approved her as my partner. So it took ages for us to link up but eventually I won her over with my charming good looks. She was working as a stripper and a lot of guys were fucking her around and not committing. She started visiting and that’s when we got to know each other a bit. I actually met her through another bloke inside, his missus set us up. Hey Dan, how did you meet your new girlfriend? But I feel it when I face my family in my prison clothes. I had really stuffed up, it took me a long time to learn that. ![]() Sometimes the screws will let us have sujuk and like Halal arab meals and that. You know, it’s like a little taste of what’s to come.įor our last visit, I arranged a big plate of fruit and we just talked about our dreams so we could start making plans for the future. I get less agitated, the things the other blokes do in here don’t irritate me as much. In our visits we can pretend like we aren’t in jail for a few hours and it makes the next month fly past. Especially for Muslims, my wife chooses to be covered so in the visit centre we are never able to relax fully and spend time with each other like we would have at home. For a lot of us, it’s about just being alone with our missus. ![]() The intimacy is important, don't get me wrong. Hey Ahmed, what are your conjugal visits like?
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